Xon

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Xon
Fastest man alive
Name Scone Vekatto
Birth date 22nd Haernos, 46 MA
Class Sentinel
Gender Male
Race Yeleni
Status Living
Level 100
Alignment Chaotic Neutral
Sexuality Straight? Likes those animals and trees a little too much if you ask me...
Marital status Married
Spouse Doman
Guild
Guild Sentinel
Positions held Leader of the Pride (GM)
Guildrank 20
City
City Duiran.
Order
Order Haern
Positions held None.
Orderrank one with the Rhythm (Something)
Characteristics
Height Unknown, runs too fast
Weight Unknown, runs too fast
Hair Unknown, runs too fast
Eyes Unknown, runs too fast


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And then, there was Xon

Xon Vekato is one of Aetolia's superheroes, capable of avoiding any person, any trap, any team, any tactic, thanks to his _extreemly_ fast ability to outrun anyone in Aetolia back to the Heartwood. What's even more strange is that he can do this even without the help of powerful escape abilities like pathfinder from Domination, or grove return in Groves. No, he does this all by himself, without any help, making him the fastest runner alive.

History of Xon

Originally Xon began his long conquest of Aetolian combat by joining up with the most powerful class of the time, Vampires. Abusing the ability to web/feed, a well known buggy tactic of the time, he made short work of the playerbase and rose his Combat Status to 1000+ points. Eventually Varian said "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" and changed the web writhe time to a shorter time then web itself, and created it so that sileris stopped the ability to feed. As you can imagine, Xon quickly began to refuse ranked spars left and right to maintain the illusion of being the best combatant of the time, however Aetolians knew better and whined until the Combat Rankings were changed to reset every 50 years.

OMG

Somewhere along the line, Xon faded away from the public eye (around the time Vampires were terrible, lol), and eventually returned when the Vampire cure became available as a means to quit class. He quickly gave up Vampire class and moved onto Sentinels, where he began to instead abuse axestun and traps, and majorly pissed off just about everyone with the continued use of buggy, annoying shit.

Well what about -now-?!

Now days Xon spends his time sulking in his one-room Haven ( everyone knows Xon has a small haven), foaming at the mouth about injustices and whining whinging about his _extreemly_ underpowered class. Probably the most useful thing he did lately was... erm...

...

Well, he's an _extreemly_ cool guy. Kind of doesn't do much beyond running, foaming, and being generally annoying _extreem_ with cheap tactics, I guess.

Um, go Xon!

No seriously, right -NOW-

Straight from ANNOUNCE NEWS #1208:

8. The Winged Slippers of Xon - 6 iron coins

A collectors item, ladies! These fabulous slippers are the latest in high fashion, and the cute little feathers on either side will reduce the time between speedwalking steps to 75% of normal. Fierce!

Combat Prowess

(Web): Darliea says, "Was bashing Sylls in Ollin."

(Web): Darliea says, "Which team."

(Web): Darliea says, "Spam like hell."

(Web): Darliea says, "Whatever, bash bash bash, was reading forums or something."

(Web): Darliea says, "Glance down, oh red health, wtf?"

(Web): Darliea says, "Shift, autobash off, keep bashing."

(Web): Darliea says, "Whatever."

(Web): Darliea says, "Red health again."

(Web): Darliea says, "??"

(Web): Darliea says, "Leave room."

(Web): Darliea says, "Heal."

(Web): Darliea says, "See a zillion ents chase me. >.>."

(Web): Darliea says, "Ogee, I'm being attacked."

(Web): Kiralla says, "Snicker."

(Web): Darliea says, "Then I notice the arrows or handaxes or whatever they were."

(Web): Darliea says, "/entombs."

(Web): Darliea says, "Rise."

(Web): Darliea says, "Listen to Xon bitch about how could I have survived."

(Web): Darliea says, "It was funny.

(Web): Kiralla says, "Snicker."

He's a Furry

He is a dexterous Yeleni and is of Rajamalan lineage, standing around 7 feet tall. Black fur with a faint bluish tint covers his head, except below his muzzle where the fur has turned gray. Over the feline muzzle his eyes shine with a calm green at the outer edge of the iris and a dark yellow color just next to the black pupil. The black fur continues down over his shoulders; several scars can be noticed under the pelt, but most are minor in nature. The fur along his well-toned arms shades from the deep tinted black to faint grayish tones near his hands. Sharp, fully retractable claws are at the end of each finger, and on his right palm a scar runs from thumb to the opposite side of palm. Black fur flows along his toned chest, except along his sides where the bluish tint reveals itself, and under that black fur on his body well tanned skin can be seen. His fur covers several scars, forming only rough ridged tufts, with a single scar running along his right side, and a round scar near on his left side standing out through the fur. Sprouting from his back are a pair of large black feathered wings, that faint bluish tint visible along the feathers of those wings. A long tail extends from his spine, covered in white fur with only the base coated in a deeply contrasting black. Like the rest of his body, his legs are toned from constant usage as well and are covered by a mixture of grayish and fully black fur, the gray mostly centered around his knees. His always uncovered feet are black furred, ending in semi-retractable claws perfect for gripping the ground.

See also

Image:UserMafiosos.jpg Xon
is known as one of the Mafiosos of Aetolia for their shocking and frequent abuses of power.

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