Aetolia IRC
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A wretched hive of scum and villainy. It can be found at #aetolia on irc.sorcery.net.
Beware of the IRC Mafia. They will whack you.
IRC is the home of metagamers, perverts and PK whores. Popular opinion states that they control all of Spinesreach and will ruin your character(s) if you ever piss them off.
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May contain rage
There's no question about it - upon braving the hostile depths of IRC you -will- be kickbanned, spat on, insulted and raep'd, probably numerous times. Man up! If you're not thick-skinned enough to weather the tide of insults, casual slander, and badgers stapled to your face, you should probably run back to the peace and comfort of the forum. Wuss.
Notable figures
- If you refuse to look at pics of her garden, she bans you.
- Resident scriptmonkey.
- He likes to +v people.
- Beware his +1 Boot of Kicking.
- Our resident French-Canadian. Because everybody needs someone who'll surrender.
- Resident voidcawk.
- Believed to be a lion in Desian's clothing.
- Resident Rapist/Emo/Betentacledslut
- Resident failop. Wait, why is he an op anyway? So he can ban/kick fgts like Calikura and Shiverwulf.
- 4TH EDITION FUCKING ROCKS. Also, he's usually naked.
- Pretended to be gay for a month or so, but is in fact a furry. He is a victim much loved.
- Favourite quote (paraphrased): "4E FUCKING SUCKS. FUCK IT TO HELL."
- Resident emo. (Can't tell, could you?) By the sound of his name, he is also gay, and likes to kick fgts like Calikura and Shiverwulf. Those losers.
- Even more emo than Bunnipoema. Constantly has her nickname changed to various different things to reflect her varying states of emoness. E.g. Lupin[alone], Lupin[sad], Lupin[lonely].
- The entire Aetolian Jewish community, representing IRC's religious diversity. He also resembles a well-known celebrity.
- Resident loli.
- A fifteen-year-old Japanese schoolgirl and the Don of the IRC Metagame Mafia. She has been manipulating events ingame for nigh on four years from her junior high in Osaka Prefecture.
- Resident troll and spam-artist. Likes to annoy Wedric. Isn't that right Wedric? Wedric? Hey Wedric. Talk to me Wedric. Hey Weedy. Weeeeeedy. Over here.
- Resident permanewb. Is constantly whining, and being chopped down to be made into various furniture items.
- A Hideo Kojima-wannabe with a love of Wangst. Some postulate that he is, in fact, the Man Behind the Man and could well be the Big Bad of IRC. Somewhat Genre Savvy.
- Old. Lazy. Did stuff.
- IRC's token black guy, it is well-known among IRC regulars that he died while trying to rob a KFC.
- As the name suggests, [Bot] is indeed a bot and IRC's resident Dread Guardian. Spends his time telling fortunes and taking it up the butt from Wedric.
Butthurt victims of the IRCMafia
The antics of IRC has led to many butthurt victims, who will often post their rage to some forums in an attempt to make the IRC channel look bad. Unfortunately, most of the stuff they post is, in fact, wrong. For the sake of preservation and lulz, all such posts will be preserved in the wiki. You can find the page at IRC Victims.
See also
- Channel stats. Updated whenever someone can be arsed typing !updatestats.
- Blame IRC.
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